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Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present
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Rising Gotham Housing Prices Force the Riddler to Terrorize Cleveland for a While
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Elden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little Mister
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TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed
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Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS
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Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production
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Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an Additional Ghost for $3.99
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Fan Theory Suggests John Wick and Home Alone Part of Same Pigeonverse
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Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie
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Opinion: I Love ‘Call of Duty’ But Am Very Glad That War Isn’t Real
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Anti-Loot Box Senator Wakes Up to Crate With 1/5 Chance of Containing Horse Head
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Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’
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Nintendo Announces ‘Star Fox Maker’ Hoping Someone Can Figure Out How to Make a Good Star Fox Game
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Gamer Who Played Three New Games This Year Releases Top Ten List
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everyone please stop tweeting at me that the next one should be called Fiveza when it should OBVIOUSLy be called Fourza 2
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hey @XboxP3 lemme name one of your video games ^^ this is my resume
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imagine how embarrassed you'd be if you made a game called Forza 4 instead of Fourza
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