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Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting
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Complicated Puzzle in Game Tasks You With Pulling Out Your Phone and Looking it Up
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Animal Crossing Villagers Actually Haven’t Noticed You’ve Been Gone
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Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character
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Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason
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Opinion: Their Life Points are Low, There’s No Way They’re Coming Back!
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Developers Reveal Mashing Buttons Really Does Make It Load Faster
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YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him
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Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook
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Charles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of Spaghetti
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Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window
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Rockstar Announces They’ve Fixed GTA Trilogy by Adding Microtransactions
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Tatooine Golf Course Sucks
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Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down
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