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Gotham Opera Singer Glad Dicks Who Walked Out Got What Was Coming
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D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy
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TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues
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Grandpa Still Haunted by Triple Kill He Got in Korea
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Our 2021 Holiday Shopping Guide: Everything I Would Like Our Readers to Buy Me
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Man Catching Up on Popular Show Can’t Wait to See Parts Where the Memes Come From
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Gamer Still Thinks About NPC He Was Rude to 10 Years Ago
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Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet
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Drunk Rayman Tells Bartender That He Used to Be Friends with the Rabbids
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How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right
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Hogwarts Celebrates Record-Setting Year With Only Four Students Killed
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Cain Swears He Was Just Checking to See If Friendly Fire Was On
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Someone Called Me an Idiot Online: How Did They Know?
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Vengeful Publicist Suggests Hot Ones
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Nintendo Quietly Shelves ‘Pokémon Blood Diamond’
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“0 Days Since Horribly Damaging Report About Us,” Reads Sign at Activision Blizzard
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We Asked an AI to Watch 1,000 Hours of Classic Cinema and It Told Us, “Thanks! I Will Add It to the List Haha”
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Gamer Trying to Name Child After Video Game Character Without Spouse Figuring It Out
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Libertarian Dragon Ball Character Refuses to Contribute Energy Toward Spirit Bomb
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Fabled Social Justice Warrior Wanders Coastal Bubble in Search of Opponent Woke Enough to Cancel Him
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