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Proud Raspberry Pi Owner Has Played Five Minutes of Every Video Game
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San Diego Comic-Con Announces $20 Fountain Soda You Can Buy Online in Lieu of Convention
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343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum
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5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon!
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Man’s Friends Realize All His Jokes Just Quotes From ‘The Simpsons’
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Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D
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Anime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in Mouth
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Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want
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Ranking the Final Fantasy Games Just to Piss You Off
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Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise
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Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles
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Editorial: Jeff Bezos Has Purchased Our Website and, Unrelated, Has Anyone Noticed He’s Super Hot?
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Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving
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Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments
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God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald
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Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa”
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Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine “What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?”
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Gamer Insists PS5 He Doesn’t Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesn’t Have
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Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident
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George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”
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