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Joined May 2017
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Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel
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“Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game
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Tragic: Beloved Media Property Now Known as the “Original One”
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Animal Crossing Player Sued After Not Installing Carbon Monoxide Meters in Villagers’ Holiday Homes
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i wish Microsoft really paid us to write an article about Phil Spencer living in a giant Xbox and i wish Google really forced people to read it. @XboxP3 think you could send us some money??
Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In
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Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing
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New Tom Clancy Novel About a Friggin Gun That Became President
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Newgrounds Classic Console Filled With 40 Stick-Figure Fighting Games
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Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK
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Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’
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Review: Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are Pokémon Games. Not Really Sure What You Expected Here, To Be Honest
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5 Animals We Think Crash Bandicoot Might Be
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this is definitely the culprit (and it's not something we have any control over afaik) but we try pretty hard to make sure our articles are obviously a joke, so it's pretty funny to me when people get tricked nonetheless
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every day i just go on our website and read the comments from people who think our articles are real and that's my version of the news
Man Waking Up From 25-Year Coma Really Pumped That ‘The Simpsons’ Is Still On
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Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’
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Gamer Sick of Two-Console System
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Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D
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Disney Announces John C. Reilly Will Star in ‘The Guy That Shoots Bambi’s Mom’ Series
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