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ok i told you to get the neon genesis evangelion shirt for the dad that doesn't love you but this christmas gift is for all the gamers out there with loving fathers shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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NBA Preemptively Adds Rule That Says Furries Can’t Play Basketball
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NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity
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30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways
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Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be
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Beware of Norm mains — they just buffed his door-opening attack that stuns other characters into yelling his name and he can spam that for an infinite chain grab that’s incredibly OP in the meta right now. shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer and a Dead Sex Worker
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Gun-Loving Parents Concerned About Adorable Video Games Their Children are Playing
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Embarrassed Scorsese Admits ‘Gangs of New York’ Was Based on ‘Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War’
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Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence
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Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes
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The Vitruvian Man was the proportions of the human body according to Vitrivius, drawn in 1490. But don't you think it's time to update that? That's why we decided to remake Da Vinci's legendary drawing with the manliest man of the modern age: Waluigi. shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Pokémon Gender Reveal Party Leaves Viridian Forest Burned to Ground
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Misspelled Password Entered Twice
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JK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle Special
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Despised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move Away
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Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him
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My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary
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DARE says stay off drugs. RARE says smoke weed 420 blaze it lmao play Donkey Kong Country shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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