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Nintendo Reveals Mario’s Full Canonical Name to be Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario-Mario
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Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video
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Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe
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Gal Gadot Demands Evil Queen Be Renamed “Queen Acting in Self Defense”
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High School Anime Club Accidentally Wins Debate State Championship
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Hogwarts Student Gets Automatic Straight A’s After Roommate Exploded by Ghost
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Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage
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Part 5 of Friend Telling You to Watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Released
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Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down
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Seeking Profit, Peacock Begins to Charge Users $4,500 a Month
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Borderlands 4 Writer Hopes People Lose It Over Mario Casting Reference in 2027
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Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee
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“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man
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Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison
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Gamer Unsure If This Is Going to Be a “Pause” Bowel Movement or a “Log Off” Bowel Movement
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Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better
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