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Coen Brothers Admit They’re Only Directing Garfield Movie Because They Thought Bill Murray Was In It
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Roommate Ejected From Apartment After Lying About Finishing ‘Dishes’ Task
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Chris Pratt to Voice That He Still Knows About Compromising Information to Powerful Hollywood Executive Who Keeps Casting Him in Things
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Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On
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Nintendo Confirms That, Were He Given a Gun, Mario Would Lack the Desire to Kill
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Sakurai Reveals Next Project: Hand-Written Thank You Letters to Everyone That’s Tweeted Nice Things at Him the Last Few Years
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Cargo Shorts Give Weirdo +10 Cold Resistance
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Review: ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Serves Up Spooky Scares If You’re a Fucking Idiot
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Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old
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Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?
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Guy at Bar Just Itching to Tell Someone About Moon Knight’s Whole Deal
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Stock Photo Actor Has No Idea He’s First Google Result for “Pedophile”
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Excuse Me, My Son Purchased Some of Your Bathwater and Never Received It
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Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams
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Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher
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BioWare Plans Exciting Halloween Event for Person Still Playing Anthem
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Doctor Prescribes Memories of Friends to Shōnen Hero as Treatment for Broken Legs
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Gaming Session Meant to Blow Off Steam Just Makes Everything Worse
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World’s Most Boring Video Game Player Raises Defense Stat
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Democrats Introduce Bill to Condemn Coronavirus
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