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All Cops Are Bastards Even If They Can Collect All Five COMBO Letters While Scoring 12,376,400 Points
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Tony Hawk Controversially Wins Tournament After Being Allowed Two Dozen Restarts
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Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films
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Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos
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Extremely Ambitious Rainbow Six Siege DLC Includes Brian
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Female Alien With Gills, Tentacles, and Four Eyes Also Has Tremendous and Symmetrical Boobs
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gamer tip of the night. if you rotate your controller and examine the back you will often find they have included Courtesy Finger Latches (aka "triggers") back there as a Bonus Gift. these can sometimes be useful for gaming
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Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence
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Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D Campaign
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Grandma Playing Super Mario 64 Can’t Get Past Part Where You Endlessly Pull Mario’s Cute Little Cheeks
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Is Your Boyfriend Talking to You or the People in His Headset?
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Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook
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Friend Promises Game Is Fantastic If You Can Get Past Gameplay
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Vegetables Can’t Talk and Also God Isn’t Real
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New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash
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New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext
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PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In
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Vast, Empty Field Elects New Mayor
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Toddler Struggling to Keep Up With Fifty Years Worth of Sesame Street Continuity
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Report: Letterboxd User Writes Review Like They’re Getting Paid for It
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