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Shadow of War’s Nemesis System Most Complex Relationship Man Has Ever Had
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Naked Guy at Con Insists He’s Cosplaying Terminator
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Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest
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Triangle Button Just Happy to Be Included
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Guy Who Peaked During Tutorial Never Moves Out of Pallet Town
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Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom
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100-Year-Old Gamer Heartbroken He’s Not Allowed to Play Any Board Games
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Archeological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV Show
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Netflix Admits 90% of Menu Tiles Lead Nowhere
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Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax
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New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark
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Man Suffers Through 30 Minutes of Jazz Before Realizing He Just Likes Cowboy Bebop
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Nintendo Confirms Link’s Last Name Is Also Mario
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Lucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High Schooler
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Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Googles “New Metroid Bad”
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Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day
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Netflix Orders 12-Episode Docuseries About Struggling Trans Woman It Just Fired
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Gamer Knows Way Around Midgar Better Than Own Neighborhood
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