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Gamer’s Friends Unsure Why He Needs to Own Tecmo Super Bowl Soundtrack on Vinyl
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The Riddler Busts Out Laptop in Starbucks to Write Another Batch of Riddles
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Liberal Hackers Break Into Secure Federal Data Center and Erase Everyone’s Student Loan Debt by 1%
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Doctor Informs Knuckles That Those Are Actually Tumors on His Hands
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Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded
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Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox
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Datamine Reveals ‘Bloodborne’ Nurses a Seething Hatred for You Specifically
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GameStop Customer Feeling Lonely After Being Left Alone for 45 Seconds
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Nervous Woman Introduces Parents to Her Boyfriend’s Twitch Channel
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Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date
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Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu
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Critic Reviewing Their Third Time Loop Game in a Week Starting to Wonder What’s Real
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Namco Confirms Pacman Is 50% Mouth and 50% Ass
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Friendless Man Forced to Fill Birthday Party With CPU Characters
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Psychic Beats Shit Out of Man Counting Tarot Cards
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Girlfriend Brings Home Wrong Deadpool from Comic-Con
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Barcade Bartender Decides Man Needs to Be Cut Off From DDR Machine
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