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Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm
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the four most iconic video game characters of all time: Mario, Luigi, Link, and the girl from Gone Home (whatever her name is) now immortalized on a tee shirt shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop
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Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway
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New ‘Assassin’s Creed’ to Be Set in Ancient Era When Donald Trump Was President
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NASA Sends Probe to Jupiter to Get More Stupider
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GAMING WILL CONTINUE TO BE ILLEGAL UNTIL WE GET THE MESSAGE OUT. WEAR IT TO A GALA FOR ALL I CARE, JUST WEAR IT shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat
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Archaeologists Uncover First Recorded Tier List in Ancient Rome
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Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out
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Guy Who Summarizes Pay-Walled Articles in the Comments Nominated for Pulitzer Prize
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‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters
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Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean
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Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’
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Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn’t Part of the Matte Painting
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Nintendo Promises Next Month’s SNES Online Additions Will Be Most Insulting Yet
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Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry
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