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Children Skeptical of Friend’s Claim that Uncle Works for Nintendo and Is Kirby
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Hey, Why Don’t You Pricks Like Me?
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True Simpsons Fan Doesn’t Think Any of It Is Good
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Friendless Man Forced to Fill Birthday Party With CPU Characters
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Rat Actually Very Hard to Kill With a Sword
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‘Morbius’ Follows a Creepy Horrifying Vampire Playing a Character Named Morbius
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Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times
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Playstation Mini Version of Metal Gear Solid Features Psycho Mantis Commenting on Your Wi-fi Network’s Browser History
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Battery Cover for Game Boy Color Has a Lot of Nerve Showing Its Face Here After Skipping Town All Those Years Ago
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Gamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He’s on the Wrong Path
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Success: Person You Have a Crush On Just Viewed Your Instagram Story About Police Brutality
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Nintendo Admits They Totally Spaced on Starting Breath of the Wild 2
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Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat
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Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable
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Tetris Pieces Attempting to Unionize Mysteriously Disappear
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Uh Oh! You’ve Been Acquired by Microsoft. Here’s What You Need to Know
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Sony Announces PlayStation Plus Premium Popular Player Power Pro+ Package
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New Study Finds Crows Really Wish They Could Play Video Games
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