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When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die”
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Artificial Intelligence Tired of Playing Chess, Wants to Go to Burning Man
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Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”
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Disney+ Announces New Show About Luke’s Hand That Got Cut Off
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Review: I Swear to God This VR Game About Tentacles Isn’t Hentai
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Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films
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Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Thinks He’s Battle Royale God After Unknowingly Beating First Round of Bots
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Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults
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Nintendo Announces New Daily Fee to Keep Your Pokémon Alive
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Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri
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Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord
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Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM
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LED on Vape Pen Used to Navigate Dark Basement
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Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before
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Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match
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Doug Bowser Confirms If You Throw Him in Lava He Will Die
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D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing
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