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Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny
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Creepypasta About Haunted Video Game Just Someone Playing ‘Sonic Forces’
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Feminist Hero Actually Prefers Velma
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5 Classic Movies That Would Have Ended Quickly If the Characters Had Smartphones With This Ridiculously Addictive Strategy Game Downloaded
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Visual Novel Ported to Hardcover
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Guy Spends First Day at Job Running Around Studying Boss’s Patterns
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Health-Conscious Dracula Now Stocking Walls With Fruits and Vegetables
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Voter Participation Skyrockets After Adding “Goku or Superman” to Ballot
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Gaming Squad Meets Up in Person to Talk About Gaming Face-to-Face
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EA Sports Just Goes Ahead and Labels Game ‘Pre-Owned’ From the Get-Go
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Smartphone Neck Cancels Out Years of Wal-Mart GameCube Demo Kiosk Neck
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CDC Struggling to Find Word for New Covid Variant That Lets You Rearrange the Letters to Spell “Media Mind Control Now”
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Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants
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Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web
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Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy
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Man Keeps Starting Side Quests While Whole World Freaks Out About Main One
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Kaiju Folds New Yorker In Half Before Eating Him
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Guy Performing Oil Change on Transformer Worried It’s Some Kind of Sex Thing
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‘Avatar’ Creators Not Sure How Many More Critically-Acclaimed Series It Will Take for Americans to Realize They’re the Fire Nation
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Yakuza Boss Would Feel More Comfortable Discussing This Shirtless on Rooftop
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