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Nintendo Switch Leaker Reveals Bayonetta 3 Will Be a Video Game
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‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose
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Nintendo Announces Metroid Prime 5
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COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six
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Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time
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Video Game Mini-Boss Insists on Being Called ‘VP of Bossing’
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Gamer Working Through Backlog Amazed How Good Pong Is
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Indie Developer Sacrifices Everything to Make Worse Version of Super Meat Boy
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Hideaki Anno Releases Final Batch of Evangelion Meme Templates
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Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code
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Director of Upcoming Game ‘Shoot JFK in the Fucking Head’ Insists It Won’t Be Political in Nature
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Kidz Bop to Enter Film Industry With Kid-Safe Remake of ‘Requiem for a Dream’
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Zelda Timeline Explained to No One in Particular
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Report: We Also Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click the Fucking Link But We Especially Don’t Make Any Money If You Post the Onion’s Version of This Headline In Our Comments
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Review: I Didn’t Want to Spend $15 So Here’s Five Things WRONG with the ‘Free Guy’ Poster in the Lobby
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Climate Scientists Warn It’s Dawn of the Final Day
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i guess this is good news because it means there's still time for Nintendo themselves to make "just pokemon with guns" thegamer.com/interview-palwo…
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Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story
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Bahamut Promises Wife to Stop Taking Summon Calls During Family Dinner
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