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Female Character’s Pants Have No Inventory Slots
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Dumbass Smash Bros Crowd Cheering for Character Who Just Died
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gamer tip of the night. if you attach one of these the wrong way you can just throw your controller in the garbage. you are never going to tear that fucking thing back off again i swear to god
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Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today
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Mom Has Phone Font Set to One Letter Per Screen
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Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy
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Kinda Scary: Friend Still Talking About How Thanos Had a Point
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Disney Confirms Success of ‘Jungle Cruise’ Could Lead to Movie Based on Splash Mountain
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DM In Over Their Head After Player Character Decides to Go to Therapy
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can i play the new halo? i'm a very important video game influencer. people like really consider my opinion and stuff
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Roguelike Genre Purist Hopes Someone Will Develop a Roguelike Someday
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Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny
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Esports Champion Announces He’s Goin’ to Kingdom Hearts
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Grand Theft Auto VI Delayed Until Rockstar Can Come Up with a Scrotum-Based Pun Name for Bitcoin
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Editorial: Jeff Bezos Has Purchased Our Website and, Unrelated, Has Anyone Noticed He’s Super Hot?
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Pretentious Man Preferers Japanese Dub of Anime Just Because “He’s Japanese”
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Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office
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Movie Trailer Editor Struggling to Create Menacing Rendition of ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’
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Dr. Mario Stitches Up Three Goombas in a Stack for Horrifying ‘Goomba-Centipede’ Experiment
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Incredibly Charismatic Man Turns Profit on Trip to Grocery Store
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