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Artificial Intelligence Tired of Playing Chess, Wants to Go to Burning Man
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We Ranked the Top 5 Weed Strains for Playing One Match of Rocket League and Going to Bed
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Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want
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Man Settles In to Watch Last 20 Minutes of Avatar on the Big TV at Best Buy
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Here’s All the Bugs and Fish Leaving Animal Crossing in December Due to the Irreversible Effects of Climate Change
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No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed
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Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing
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Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game
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Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”
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Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time
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Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs
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Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene
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New Adjustable Gaming Chair Lets Gamers Rise Up Without Having to Stand
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99 Children Found Dead at Local Fortnite Rehab Center
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Time Traveler Confirms George Orwell Was Talking About Facebook Meme Group Moderators
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Charles Koch Doesn’t Understand Why Character in First Place Can’t Also Get Blue Shell
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CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea
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Phoenix Wright Ruins Another Wedding
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Man’s Friends Realize All His Jokes Just Quotes From ‘The Simpsons’
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Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for a While
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