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This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @Notch on Twitter
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Metacritic to Allow Users to Type in Exactly the Review Score They Want to See
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Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’
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Danny Ocean Hires Team of Criminal Specialists to Break Into Blizzard Account Made Under His Old Email Address
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Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair
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Embarrassed Rick and Morty Fan Picks Up New Episode in Brown Paper Bag
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Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast
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Podcaster Undergoes Risky Surgery to be Able to Naturally Speak at 1.5x Speed
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Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’
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CEO Reminds Shareholders Pride Month Extremely Valuable for LGTV Community
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Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year
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Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise
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Sony Calls Emergency Meeting With Redditor u/LastofUs1296 After Callout Post
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Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts
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Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle
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Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly a Whole Afternoon
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Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask
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How to Tell If Your Children Are Watching Dubs Instead of Subs
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Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down
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