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IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing
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Opinion: If You’re a Supervillain, Cut It Out
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Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness
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Nintendo Direct Leaves Gamer Excited About 14 Games He Won’t Buy When They Come Out
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Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually
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Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean
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LET'S MAKE GEX 4 is back on twitch.tv/harddrivenews! Kevin and Kyle are playing more of GEX 2 and drawing GEX 4 CONCEPT ART!
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Opinion: 253 Views On My Video Doesn’t Sound Like a Lot, But If You Put Them All In a Room…
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Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection
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New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword
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our editor in chief is live on twitch writing video game satire articles because this freak likes it when people watch twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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E3 Journalist Misses Visceral Thrill of Copying Press Releases in Person
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‘Super Mario 3’ Sun Not Angry, Just Disappointed
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So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend
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Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty Sleeves
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