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It’s Time for the First Ever Pacifist Run of America
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Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime
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Man Cryogenically Frozen in 2013 Probably Regretting Gangnam Style Pose
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Girlfriend Really Dragging Her Feet in Co-Op Game She’s Being Forced to Play
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Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card
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Streamer Audited By IRS After Ill-Advised “Twitch Does My Taxes” Experiment
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Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence
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Friends Accidentally Touching Fingers While Passing Controller Forced to Imagine Life Together
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My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary
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Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because a Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It
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Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax
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Twitch Bans Controversial Bathtub Streamer
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343 Releases Video of Halo Players Calling People Gay on Voice Chat in Honor of Pride Month
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Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You
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Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It
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Who Reviews the Reviewers? Why We’re Adding Polls to the Bottom of Our Reviews to Let Our Writers Know If They’re Right or Wrong
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Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking Die
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Man Suffers Through 30 Minutes of Jazz Before Realizing He Just Likes Cowboy Bebop
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Tatooine Golf Course Sucks
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