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Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine
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Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists
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writing some Hard Drive articles live on Twitch and if I go under 100 words per minute, i will explode (no sex stuff) twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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our Editor in Chief is bad at writing Hard Drive articles on time so he's writing them live on Twitch to hold himself accountable. come hang out to see some of our stories from the future before they go live!!! (or just to yell at him about the old ones) twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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we're selling a prettttttttty cool soundtrack vinyl from the hit DC comic Dark Knights: Death Metal with music by Mastadon, Rise Against, IDLES, Soccer Mommy, and more and you can grab it at shop.thehardtimes.net/produc…
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New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage
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‘If You Only Watch One Anime, Watch Attack on Titan,’ Says Friend Who Has Watched Exactly One Anime
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Gaming Comedy Podcast Now Two Solid Hours of Incomprehensible Inside Jokes
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Remembering Legendary Game Designer Tom Clancy
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Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book
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Newest Weird Jeff Goldblum Commercial Not Even an Ad for Anything
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don't actually put this shirt on a hook because that seems like a pretty dangerous thing to do. shouldn't have to say that, but you know how it is with g*mers. anyway go CATCH (lol get it) this shirt over at shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself
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Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber
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Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy
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still trying to convince the team that we should also sell a sequel that says Banjo-Koozie 2: Malts and Gose. in the meantime, grab a Banjo-Koozie at shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves
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‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything
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