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Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping
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you’re already having a conversation with everyone you meet about how important that hyphen in Spider-Man is. you might as well buy a shirt that gets them to start the dialogue, instead of the other way around shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months
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Gamer Combs Through New Game Pixel by Pixel to See If It’s Shoving Politics Down His Throat
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CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition
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Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon
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Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff
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Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen
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gamer tip of the weekend. it’s called “sat”urday because it’s a good day to “sit” down on your butt and game
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Self-Loathing Gamer Treats His Body Like a Water Temple
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Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo Game
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Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up
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if you're a hardcore gamer, you'll wanna grab this shirt before we update the screenshot on it shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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we're chattin about the 1993 Super Mario Bros live on twitch and spoiler alert: we liked it a lot twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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5th Friend Who ‘Doesn’t Mind Watching Everyone Else Play’ Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
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New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same
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Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games
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