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gamer tip of the night. it's actually fine to chug energy drink at 2am and probably not even bad for you i bet. doctors only say "no don't do that" because they are afraid of your potential
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Replying to @ArloStuff
unfortunately these are not a joke. WotC is printing them and we have once again been fooled
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omg this is gonna be so sick. if you don't know, the more text a card has on it, the more complicated, important, and cool it is. this is such a big deal for us - we're huge fans!! there's no way we got tricked again but i would LOSE my mind lol. luckily there's no way, though
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remember when Magic the Gathering gave us cards to reveal & told us they were gonna be really awesome? and then it ended up just being 5 basic lands??? apparently they feel bad & are going to let us redeem ourselves. holy shit i’m so excited to do a REAL card reveal this time!!!
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Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release hard-drive.net/online-relati…
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Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door hard-drive.net/tearful-todd-…
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Vaccinated Gamer Unlocks ‘Social Gathering’ Skill Tree hard-drive.net/vaccinated-ga…
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you know exactly who to buy this for shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Kojima and Konami Reunite for Exclusive ‘Death Stranding’ Pachinko Machine hard-drive.net/kojima-and-ko…
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Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 9 Years Ago, 7 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, 3 Years Ago, and 2 Years Ago hard-drive.net/feel-old-yet-…
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Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends hard-drive.net/couple-planni…
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well that's my time! thank you for letting me answer all of your questions. in today's busy world, it's hard to get a 360-degree view of life's problems. well, not if you’re a magical owl. goodbye! nitter.vloup.ch/zeropointenemy/s…
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really any spell that destroys all opponent creatures will be helpful for hockey because then you can just skate up to the goal and score nitter.vloup.ch/PortlandStems/st…
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you have to learn what makes art "good" to you. deepen your connection to your favorite art, and you will realize the "good"ness is not in the art itself, but your relationship to it. all you have to do is pass that relationship forward thru your own art
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How do i stop being bad at art
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no, she's a new hire. but Onyx is a very normal name that doesn’t all sound like something a necromancer would make up to sound cool, so i look forward to working with her!
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Have you met Professor Onyx? Does she seem familiar to you? I swear I’ve seen here somewhere else...
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