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satire
Joined May 2017
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sometimes i just ruffle my feathers for no reason honestly. just sort of a bird thing. not a big deal
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i've worked hard to get where i am, but i've spent my entire life living in fear of lightning bolt. anyone who jokes about "bolting the bird" will be blocked and reported
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just to clarify, ‘bird advisor,’ means I'm a bird that’s an advisor. as a very powerful mage, there are many many things i am capable of doing that blow your mind. but i will not help you learn about birds. that's on you
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college can be an incredibly stressful time, and it’s important students know it’s ok to take a break. there’s nothing wrong with deciding to sit back, hold open mana, and pass the turn
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laughing my owl ass off right now. friggin losing it over this. because owls say "hoo" right? grow up
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MTG Arena.... what... wait a minute.... is this a game? do i live inside a card game?! what is going on here?!?!? oh god oh god is my entire life a card game for evolved ape people??? no no no i can't think like this. just stay positive, Mavinda. you're ok
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young people face so much pressure to succeed these days. whenever a student comes to me asking how to be a successful mage, i always advise them to simply play Green.
I keep trying to get into Magic, but so far I'm stuck at the point that I'm referencing the strategy insert for pre-constructed decks. Any hints on learning the deep art of altering decks? Making one from scratch is, of course, a topic beyond the scope of this medium.
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are you excess mana from before 2009? because it sounds like you got majorly burned here. maybe try a dating app? please no jokes about Tinder - we birds find them pretty humorless
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overhearing a lot of students talking about trees today and can't help but note how excited they are. so glad to have enthusiastic Green players here at Strixhaven!!
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i emit pellets of knowledge! as well as pellets of small regurgitated food that i've eaten, such as small mice or rats. do gotta be careful not to eat Typhoid Rats, however, as they have deathtouch and will immediately kill me
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Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit
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New Pokémon Champion Still Receiving Hundreds of 1099 Forms From Defeated Opponents
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Seth Rogen Battles Quarantine Loneliness By Making Giant Ceramic Jonah Hill
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