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Autosave Doesn’t Feel as Good as the Real Thing
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34-Year-Old Little Brother Still Somehow Thinks Unplugged Controller Is Player 2
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Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away
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5 of the 10 comments are people complaining about the type of Megatron action figure silhouette we used in this photo
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New M. Night Shyamalan Film Released Straight to Wikipedia Synopsis
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Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’
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Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America
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This Gaming Article Is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys
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Welcome to New York City! If You’re Looking for Work, I Heard Paul at Lucy’s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Rumors? Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won’t Catch Me Near It!
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Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry
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We wrote up an outline for our modern, gritty reboot of Captain N: The Game Master live on stream and now you can watch it on YouTube youtube.com/zHQzCnOr8K4
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New Bike Game Lets You Do Bike Shit
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‘Ship of Theseus’ DLC Changes So Much About Sea of Thieves That It Might Not Even Be the Same Game Anymore
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Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About a Fucking Bear
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Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever
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Bullshit: All the Girls in ‘Dead or Alive’ Are Alive
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Frustrated Gamer Looks Up SparkNotes for ‘Disco Elysium’
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playing halo swat with randos and yelling "HE'S ONE SHOT! HE'S ONE SHOT!" over and over
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Gamer Looking to Save the World Regrettably Recruited by United States Military
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