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Video Game Physicists Propose Existence of Theoretical Third Jump
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Backyard Baseball Season Called Off After Pablo Tests Positive for COVID-19
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Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage
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Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr
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Beware of Norm mains — they just buffed his door-opening attack that stuns other characters into yelling his name and he can spam that for an infinite chain grab that’s incredibly OP in the meta right now.
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Anonymous Stand-Up Comedian Reveals His Fear of Releasing New Material Under Cancel Culture
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Michael Caine Sick of Explaining Shit to Christopher Nolan
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BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled
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NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros
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Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct
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"Eyy Tone, I bet you can’t kickflip ova that gap ova there in front of Satriale's Pork Store!"
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AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain
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NHL 22 Will Be First in Series to Actually Have Little Guys Skate Around in Your TV
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“Ugh, Got Queued Up With Another Round of Bots,” Says Squad Crushing You in FPS
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Nintendo Confirms Toadette’s Braids Are the Scalps of Smaller, Weaker Toadettes
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Exhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy Mode
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Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’
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Revolutionary Company Imagines Gaming Chair That Isn’t Red and Black
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Luigi Decides He Doesn’t Want to Wear Matching Clothes With Mario Anymore
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