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This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair
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The Vitruvian Man was drawn in 1490, but don't you think it's time to update it for the modern man? That's why we decided to remake Da Vinci's legendary drawing with the manliest man of the modern age: Waluigi
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Simon Belmont Admits He Only Goes to Church on Easter and Christmas
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Opinion: In Polite Company, You Should Never Talk About Religion, Politics, or Anime
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J. Jonah Jameson Demands More Listicles of Spider-Man for Struggling Daily Bugle Website
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people fight so hard to not enjoy a thing they like. go to hard-drive.net and click around, you weirdos
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Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited
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Man With Super Mario Ringtone Still Waiting for First Phone Call
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The One With The Character Too Sexy For Super Smash Bros
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Xbox Controller Just Needs Some Time to Recharge After Grueling 30 Minutes of Work
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Sorry Gamers, We Have Delayed Our Fall 2021 Preview Until Next Year
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Jeff Bezos Demands Plate From Every Single Amazon Employee’s Labor Day Barbecue
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gamer tip of the night. if your body is horizontal you can game until morning and it’s basically the same as getting 8 hours of sleep. don’t look it up just trust me
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Ocarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet Again
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How I Turned a Gig Playing the Green Power Ranger Into a Career of Being the Guy That Played the Green Power Ranger
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DARE says stay off drugs. RARE says smoke weed 420 blaze it lmao play Donkey Kong Country
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Sagging Interest in ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode Renewed for Local Gamer After Ice-T Mentions Fortnite
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