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Uatu the Watcher Groans at Pop-Up Asking If He’s Still Watching Universe in Which Iron Man Gets Really Into Ska Music
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Kotaku Advertisers Devastated to Learn That All Those Clicks They Got Were Actually From Angry People
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World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games
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Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It
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McElroy Brothers Enjoy 15 Non-Recorded Minutes
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‘Boogerman’ World Record Holder Prays Coworkers Don’t Discover His Crowning Achievement
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Splitgate Draws Influence From Halo and Portal for Gameplay, Pablo Picasso’s Nightmares for Menu System
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Spirit Halloween Managers Awake From Hibernation
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Overworked and Underpaid Game Developer Being Told to Kill Himself Considering It
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Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not
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PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment
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Cop Offended by Punctual Portrayal in GTA Games
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The Green Knight Review: You Know What, I’m Actually Curious To Hear Your Thoughts First
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Untitled Goose Game Village Still at 0% Vaccinated
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New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics
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Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys
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UFC to Introduce Items
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