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Expert Speedrunner Comes Out of Mario 64 Playthrough a Little Bit Younger
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Mega Man Battle Network Collection Released Exclusively for PC
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Marvel Universe Discovers Lead in Water Supply That Makes Population Overly Quippy
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Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk
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Our Duck Hunt Remake Will Feature Gorgeous 60fps Animation, A Shitload More Ducks
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James Corden Prepared for ‘Cats’ Role by Living as Obnoxious Creature for Decades
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Gamer Praises Replayability of Game He Played Exactly Once
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Marvel Debuts New Superhero Who Just Doesn’t Make Things Any Worse
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Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League
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Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going
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Keeping DM’s Cat Off Table Is D&D Party’s Hardest Challenge of the Night
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Spiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their Vibe
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Lackluster A24 Movie Released Direct to Criterion Blu-Ray
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Gamer Absolutely Cannot Wait to Play 5 Hours of Elden Ring, Take a Week Off, and Give Up Forever
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Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate
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Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character
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‘Pokémon Unite’ Player Furious Teammate Is Playing Like a Child
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Sleepy Gamer Winds Down by Playing Switch in Bed for Three More Hours
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Nostalgic: This Dog Named Tamagotchi Also Died in Two Weeks
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