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Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’
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Sorry, “Gamer Girls,” But You’re Not Real Fans Until You Can Tell Me What a Smart, Handsome Boy I Am
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Lockheed Martin Assures Pentagon “Robot Boy” Project Will Meet 20XX Deadline
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Everyone Silently Agrees to Ignore Friend’s YouTube History as They Pull Up Video on TV
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Dying Gamer Uses Last Breath to Recommend ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ If You Haven’t Played It
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We Have Decided, As an Editorial Team, to Not Look Up What the ‘Boyfriend Dungeon’ Story Is
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playing Get to the Orange Door on twitch. i am bad at video games but uhhh its just a satire of video game journalists who are bad at video games. heckling encouraged twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord
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Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated
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Welp: We Were Gonna Do Something Called ‘GameShark Week,’ But We’re Out of Shit to Write About Already
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Client Doesn’t Get Why 5-Month Pregnant Artist Can’t Just Release Baby Already
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Guy Who Just Bought $250 Arcade Stick Losing Even Harder Now
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SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn’t Actually Run That Fast
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Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’
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Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles
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Magic Spell Heals Same Amount as Eating Tomato
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Report: We Also Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click the Fucking Link But We Especially Don’t Make Any Money If You Post the Onion’s Version of This Headline In Our Comments
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