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We Forced People at Comic Con to Look at Sonic Porn (And It Backfired)
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Sesame Street Helps Losers Cope by Introducing Muppet that Sucks Ass at Halo
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Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend
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Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door
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I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise
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CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends
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whenever i try to look up how to get whitelisted to tweet videos longer than 2:20, all the help pages are like "just ask your twitter representative!" and then when i google to find out what a twitter representative is, i just get a picture of @jack doing a goatse
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Did you know? Luigi's Mansion was delayed for a whole generation due to the GameCube being the first console powerful enough to render Luigi's utter cowardice
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We Need More Games With Couch Co-op in the Event I Ever Make Friends
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Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers
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Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity
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Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
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Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs
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we're live on twitch with @alecrobbins watching an appropriately horny episode of The Adventures of Super Mario 3 so come hang out with us twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Live on twitch playing Typing of the Dead Overkill bc it will still sound like i'm working in here
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Battle With All-Powerful Being Hopefully Midway Point of JRPG
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Person Who Ate at Taco Bell Now Inflicted With Poison Damage
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Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot
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