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Opinion: Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Must Be About a Nice World Where Nothing Bad Happens
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Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online National Sex Offender Registry
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Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time
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Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row
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Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It
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Trump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon
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Opinion: Dragon Ball Z Is a Turn-Based Fighting Show
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Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit
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New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic
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Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes
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Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured
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Man Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games
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Cute Simplistic Art Style Totally Unrelated to Indie Dev’s Limitations as Designer
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Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times
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Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers
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‘Cooking Papa’ Doesn’t Tell You Good Job After Completing Level
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