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ok. so... we just got card one of three that we’re revealing. it’s a basic land card. “mountain.” i’m so embarrassed. trying to just stay positive. there's two cards left, that i'm sure - SURE - are at least planeswalkers. land cards can be cool, right? people love mono-red!
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blown away by how cool this is. we're told the cards we are revealing "will be in every single new deck" once they are released. we haven't seen them yet, but they must be some of the most powerful cards ever introduced. and we're big fans. these articles are autobiographical
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hoooooooooooooly shit big news. we have been chosen to reveal some cards from the new Magic the Gathering Kaldheim set today. this is a HUGE deal for gamers. and yea, we're being told we have the "most important" cards in the set #MTGKaldheim #RaiseYourAxe @wizards_magic
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We got articles? You got comments. And then we got comments... on those comments. In an article. That you are more than welcome to comment on.
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playing with some boobs on Among Us with proximity chat at twitch.tv/harddrivenews so come hang if u wanna see that
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Review: Hades, a Game About an Inescapable Hell, Is the World’s Greatest Life Sim
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we are "just chatting" - NOTHING ELSE - here on twitch dot television so come hang out with us at twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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