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testing out my new computer by playing spellbreak, the wizard fortnite game, on twitch. come laugh at how bad i am twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS
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Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an Additional Ghost for $3.99
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Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It
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Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy
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Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia
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Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present
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the guy doing the voice of Mario in 1990's The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3 was told in a game of telephone what an Italian sounds like
full clip: youtube.com/nVI4vk2JIyk
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Leather Jacket-Clad ‘Titanfall 2’ Knew You’d Come Crawling Back
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Laid-Off Man Remembers He Still Has Millions in Offshore Runescape Account
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Door to Entry-Level Job Barred From Other Side
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Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production thehardtimes.net/harddrive/s…
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Awkward Man Botches Handshake After Failing Quick Time Event
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COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six
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Man Wins Yet Another Round of Laser Tag Using Only Melee Attacks
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Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch
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New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor
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Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released
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