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Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster
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Report: Old College Roommate Just Kept Playing League of Legends
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Gamer Combs Through New Game Pixel by Pixel to See If It’s Shoving Politics Down His Throat
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Edgar Allan Poe-Themed Fighting Game Locks Fortunato Behind Paywall
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Size Queen Purchases PS5
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New Call of Duty Game Imagines What If Russia Attacked Own Civilians in Fictional City of PФЯҬLДИD
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Man With Space Invaders Tattoo Can’t Even Name One Character
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The secret to writing for Hard Drive is to insult yourself in a way that's so universal, others feel attacked by it too. Every author’s page is a series of confessions disguised as content. So next time something hits close to home, remember it’s our home
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Divorcing Couple Agrees to Joint Custody of Raymond
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Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games
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LEGO Customer Service Rep Knows This Call Not About “Son’s” Toy
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Amidst DMCA Controversy, Professional Mime Becomes Top Twitch Streamer
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Sony Clarifies That ‘Spider-Man: Miles Morales’ Is a Separate, But Equal Game
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NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around
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CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea
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GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life
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