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We Rank The Two Shirts You Wore During 2020
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Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing
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Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss
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Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast
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watching an episode of The Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon where King Koopa and Princess Toadstool run for president lol. come hang out @ twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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perfect encapsulation of reddit:
- posted a screenshot of our article and got 114,000 upvotes
- cropped the part with our url for no reason
- deleted for being a repost
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Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development
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Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support
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Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out
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Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day
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YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering
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Man Who Spent 270 Hours Playing Xenoblade Series Relieved it Meant Something
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been complaining about back pain all day and now i'm getting a ton of ads for gaming chairs. so yeah, our computers are listening to us, but no, they don't have very good advice
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happy birthday to the nintendo switch, still the most popular console to play on a roof at a party
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‘I’m Funny’ Thinks Man Hitting Send on Tweet That Will Ruin His Life
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Man Receives Emails From Taco Bell
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Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK
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hard drive., it's where the gaming is. powered by gamers,,; for hte gamers (who game). now availble on pixel 3
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Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole
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New YouTube Series Asks ‘Is It Possible to Beat Super Mario 64 Without Making an Elaborate Video About It?’
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