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God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name
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how it started: [a picture of a video game]
how it's going: [a picture of THREE video games]
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Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct
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Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence
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Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox
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Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser
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Speedrunner Doesn’t Believe Girlfriend’s Tool-Assisted Orgasm Valid
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lying killing and cheating in some Among Us at twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time
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Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’
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Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen
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Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002
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Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos
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Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It
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Ash Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago
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Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan
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Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films
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Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade
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