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Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again
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Nintendo Announces You Can Borrow Their Old Games But They’re Gonna Need Them Back
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Gamer Has Heard Good Things About ‘Super Mario Bros.’ But Never Played It
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Key Component of Gameplay Discovered Most of the Way Through Playthrough
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Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I
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Crash Bandicoot Fans Demand Aku Aku Voice Actor Be Recast With Someone Who Is Whatever Race He’s Supposed to Be
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Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
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Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem
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Nintendo Reveals Mario’s Full Canonical Name to be Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario-Mario
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Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video
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Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home
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Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys
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I’m Willing to Abandon My Anti-War Views In Exchange for a Gundam
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Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30%
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Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTuber Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack
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one the one hand, i like nintendo
but on the other hand, i also like AAA games exclusive to xbox/sony
but on the third hand, i like n64 because it's the only console to fit my three hands
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Opinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing Ball
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We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back
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Conan O’Brien Releases Yet Another Chapter in Despicable Anti-Gamer Propaganda Series
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