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they should bring a sanity meter into real life. because it kinda sucks right now as a hidden feature
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Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust
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Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene
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Director of Upcoming Game ‘Shoot JFK in the Fucking Head’ Insists It Won’t Be Political in Nature
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Initial Probe of Mars Surface Reveals no New Information on Metroid Prime 4
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who is this Ace Watkins cosplayer
GameStop stock Redditor testifies to Congress in Game of Thrones gaming chair polygon.com/2021/2/18/222898…
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Sleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM Cycle
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Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible
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Guy Who Summarizes Pay-Walled Articles in the Comments Nominated for Pulitzer Prize
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nintendo direct fun fact: the salt in the trailer for Triangle Strategy was actually harvested from Smash Bros fans after seeing the Pyra reveal
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Surprise Second Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want
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Nintendo Direct Leaves Gamer Excited About 14 Games He Won’t Buy When They Come Out
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if Triangle Strategy is a working title, can i recommend "Fire Emblem: Three Angles"?
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Hideo Kojima Either Teasing Death Stranding Sequel Or Just Tweeting Photos Of Different Boxes He Likes
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Fans Rage After Learning Post Malone’s Pokémon Concert Won’t Contain All His Songs
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