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rule 34: "if it exists, there is porn of it"
new rule 34: (same as rule 34 except read kinda creepily by bill maher)
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we wrote an entire episode 1989's The Super Mario Bros Super Show parodying Blade Runner on The Hard Drive Podcast! download with any podcast app or click this link right here to listen/watch: linktr.ee/theharddrivepodcas…
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Gamer Beats VR Game in Less Time Than It Took to Set Up Headset
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Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko
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Vacationing Gamer Impressed With How True Florence Is to ‘Assassin’s Creed 2’
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Unhinged Maniac Rigs NES to Explode If SMB3 Speedrunner Lets Mario Drop Below P-Speed
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Why We’re Replacing Review Scores With a Photo of Either an Approving or Disapproving Parent
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retro band shirts are cool. retro gaming shirts are cool. but what about a retro gaming band shirt? the scientists at our shirt laboratory (long story) mixed these two potent solutions together and found out it adds up to a pretty sick looking tee shirt shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring
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Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK
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Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week
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You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man? Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the P and turn it into an F like Fuck Man. So anyway we made a Fuck Man shirt
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Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or Whatever
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Adult Man Walks Past LEGO Aisle a Little Bit Slower
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Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop
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Jason Schreier Working Grueling 20-Hour Days to Finish ‘Blood, Sweat, and Pixels 2’ Before Release
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