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Smash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For Loss
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Sony Accidentally Vaporizes Demonstrator in Showcase of PS5’s Technical Power
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all of our articles are real thehardtimes.net/harddrive/t…
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Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man
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Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes
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Guy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers Gum
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I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day
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we're selling a new tee shirt, but unfortunately you won't know what it looks like unless you buy Counterstrike Source shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Jeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra Life
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our friends at @hardmoneymag are starting a podcast where they lose $10,000 and i think that will be pretty entertaining to listen to, personally
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BioWare Reveals Cryptic Timer to Tease Employee Layoffs
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Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents
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Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale
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elon musk is trying to do Planet of the Apes but even worse: with gamer monkeys
Elon Musk says his brain technology company, Neuralink, has implanted a device in a monkey's brain, and hopes to make it play games in its own mind. bit.ly/2NXnVD1
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White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card
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Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry
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Porn Parody ‘Girls Done Quick’ Not Particularly Popular
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Guy With Idea for Video Game Goes on Shark Tank to Ask Mark Cuban If He Knows How to Code
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Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph
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“One More Run” Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time
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