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writing Hard Drive articles on Twitch, please don't steal any of my ideas twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Man Only Watches Anime for the Food
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Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’
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Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal
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we're watching old mario commercials on twitch and making fun of them with our superior 2021 minds twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Facebook Game Ad Actually Government Recruiting Device to Contract Earth’s Most Skilled Military Tacticians
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Huge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight Years
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Axel Not Sure Why He Keeps Getting 1-Star Ratings From Lyft Riders
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Gaming Mouse Has More Buttons Than Keyboard
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Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion
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people are often asking how they can write for Hard Drive (that's us!) and the answer is that you can send us 5 headlines through this link (please don't reply with a zelda pun):
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Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot
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Here are the top comments on all our articles this week. No surprise, one of them is about "high-quality rendered elf tiddies in VR." Because when it comes to online communities: if you build it, they will cum.
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God Damn It: Fantasy Novel Has a Bunch of Songs in It
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Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands
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Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm
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