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Tense, Grim, and Violent: Our Review of ‘The Last Of Us Part 2’ Discourse
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Hello Fellow Japanimation Fans! I Have Some Content for You!
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Every Star Wars Easter Egg You Missed in My Apartment
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The Skate series lands a 10 year *gap* with this 4th installment, and they *stick* the landing (with a few *wobbles* along the way, see below) resulting in a *wicked sick* game for new and old skaters alike
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hearing rumors from Nintendo insiders that the next Smash Bros DLC fighter will be from the ARMS franchise and will be one of the characters with:
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- a heart pumping blood
- a 1967 colt .45 with a busted safety cap
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‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4
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Embarrassed Scorsese Admits ‘Gangs of New York’ Was Based on ‘Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War’
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