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if Blade Runner 2049 can look like that then there is literally no excuse why Pokemon Sword and Shield does not
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getting really fucking mad that this movie i just watched called Blade Runner 2049 has such better graphics than Pokemon Sword and Shield
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Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason
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Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii
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Punk Game Doesn’t Show Up On Time
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Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week
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Girlfriend Really Dragging Her Feet in Co-Op Game She’s Being Forced to Play
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Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of a Well-Balanced Breakfast
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Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu
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Millennial Excited to Return to Pokémon Snap With Photography Degree Under His Belt
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Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard
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Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence
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Blizzard Announces Mobile BlizzCon Because Everyone Has a Cellphone
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if i must be contained by 2:20 - if i am not allowed the coveted Media Account status - i will be forced to unleash a flurry of sonic porn jokes the likes of which the world has never seen FYI
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how do i convince twitter to let me post videos longer than 2:20
@Twitter help me out here i'm a very important video game news website. i promise i'll be good and post fewer sonic porn jokes
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Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing a Magical Girl Transformation
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NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros
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