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New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know
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‘Abrams Cut’ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgs’ Dad Is
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Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card
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New YouTube Series Asks ‘Is It Possible to Beat Super Mario 64 Without Making an Elaborate Video About It?’
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Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat
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Dozens of Teenage Bodies Still Litter Nickelodeon’s Aggro Crag
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We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation
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Despised Animal Crossing Villager Can’t Afford to Move Away
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Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole
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Guy Who Created Your Favorite Flash Game Has Alt Right YouTube Channel Now
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YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering
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Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Minesweeper, Tonight We Riot, and Plants Vs Zombies?
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Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases
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Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers
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Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005
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Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story
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My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary
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Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him
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