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Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest
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Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
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How Lewis and Clark Mapped the Louisiana Purchase by Climbing a Real Big Tower
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Over the last year and a half, two of our editors watched and discussed every single episode of 1989's The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Now they're ranking their top 5 favorite episodes and their top 5 Most Valuable Paisanos (MVPs) from the show's run TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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JRPG Fan Accidentally Gets Too Jacked After Weeks of Grinding in Ring Fit
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Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix
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Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s Doing
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Ash Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago
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Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff
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Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon
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Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams
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Bethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim Edition
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D&D Party Plans Intervention for Character’s Item Hoarding
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George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video
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New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same
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