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Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It
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Millennial Shares How He Paid Off Home Loan by Scrimping, Saving, and Being Tom Nook’s Adopted Son Timmy
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So-Called Pianist Doesn’t Even Know Any Castlevania Songs
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Fit, Brown-Haired White Guy Tired of Accidentally Cosplaying as Video Game Protagonists
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Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence
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Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen
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Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time
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Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles
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Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands
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5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me
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And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You
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Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’
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Guidance Counselor Furious Professional Gamer An Actual Thing Now
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16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport
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Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles
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Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Untitled Goose Game, Portal 2, and Pokemon Go?
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Man Only Watches Anime for the Food
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Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him
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Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats
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