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Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker
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Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States
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Quarantined Ken Burns Finally Has Enough Time to Get Around to Watching Ken Burns’ ‘The Civil War’
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we are watching and discussing the final 1989 Mario cartoon episode, KARATE KOOPA, live on Twitch! It is pretty damn racist! Come hang out with us as we figure out what the fuck is going on in this shit. Also the mom from Rugrats is in it! She's great! TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film
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Hello video game streamers of Twitter! Do you want to join the newly formed Hard Drive News Team? We're looking for funny streamers who want to join our ranks and stream under our banner on Twitch. If you're interested, tell us about yourself in this form: forms.gle/bZTZUw3mpKBvZQ4n6
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Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move
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HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha
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Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000
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Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play
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Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button
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I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck Up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck Up My Ass
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Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention
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Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right
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‘Ship of Theseus’ DLC Changes So Much About Sea of Thieves That It Might Not Even Be the Same Game Anymore
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Man Playing ‘Animal Crossing’ Shops for Clothes for First Time in 10 Years
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a funny example of the very specific cross section of The Hard Times and Hard Drive is when i typed "Switch" into the tags for a new article, the two that popped up were "Nintendo Switch" and "Killswitch Engage"
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Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds
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Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur
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Jackbox Party Pack 6 to Include New Game ‘Just Draw a Penis‘
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