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Man Never Had Game, But Played It at Friend’s House
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Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts
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Facebook Game Ad Actually Government Recruiting Device to Contract Earth’s Most Skilled Military Tacticians
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Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To
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Gamers Donate Hundreds of Unused Healing Items to Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle
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Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game
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Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’
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"This game fuckin rules." - Some Guy From Hard Drive
feel free to put this on the cover of any game, idgaf
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PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment
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Villain’s Monologue Perfect Time to Heat Up Chinese Food
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Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask
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Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing
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This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair
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Drake Actually a Wyvern
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Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller
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Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls
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Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’
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